Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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