# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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