I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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