perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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