Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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