I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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