You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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