This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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