OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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