You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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