So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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