why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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