and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Come see our sink grown plant.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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