Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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