my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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