i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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