no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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