Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
