I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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