Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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