Just fell off a train. Bad.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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