she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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