i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
His nipple licking is glorious
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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