someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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