I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
she smelled like a LAN party
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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