so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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