oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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