I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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