I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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