How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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