it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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