You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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