That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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