This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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