hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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