Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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