It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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