Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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