i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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