I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it's like iHOP with fire
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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