Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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