He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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