Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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