I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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