R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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