he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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