But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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