How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And then my night got REAL pukey
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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