That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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