What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
