Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize