Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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