this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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