if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
