So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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