The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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