i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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